So, after you, the brain-dead, mindless consumer, just got done bawling your eyes out over my "emotional and engaging" poker story I'm supposed to show you at *least* one full minute of gameplay of the stupid app; and again, this is basically every mobile game sponsorship it's not just specific to this dumb poker app. So after you sit down, and you're supposed to believe me, your reputable, trusted, loved, creator try to fucking bamboozle you, like you're three years old and you don't know what an advertisement is, I'm supposed to... just naturally and organically, whip out the app, and show it to your fucking dumb face and say, [Excitedly] "Oh, remember that thing that you and me- "Buddy?
We're buddies..." "were just talking about naturally? "Well, here's some gameplay of it. "You guys want to see some gameplay https://uscasinosguide.com/casino-bonuses/?" [Suddenly lower] You guys like gameplay, don't you? You millennial bitch. I know the main focus of this video is to shit directly on the companies themselves for having unrealistic expectations and my intent is to not condemn the creators who accept these; I've been in the position myself, of needing a little extra influx of cash and doing what I had to to try to make rent next month. But some of the people that end up going through with the ads, you can tell immediately, that it's just the most horrible, fake, stupid way to implement a brand into a piece of content. Almost every single time, they'll start off the video saying what they're gonna be doing today, and then somebody else will grab the camera, and they'll come in like, if it's in a garage, they'll come into the garage, and their friend will come behind them and be like, with the camera, they'll say, "Hey Josh, you ready to get going? We're gonna film that video today" and then - I'll be Josh. [Bouncy music] "Oh, hey Travis, "I'm sorry. You must have caught me while I was off guard. "You see, my life has basically been non-existent the last two weeks, "as I've been clinically addicted to this new Gus's Fuckin Poker App ®. "Oh! You're rolling right now, you say? "Well, seeing us the cameras up and running, "didn't know that was gonna happen- "anyways, let me just shift the phone here, "so you can see that I'm playing "a double-dip dipstick baby-drop-pop Doug Dimmadome, Texas Hold'em two-for-two, Julian Smith app game right here "Is the three minutes up yet? Okay. "Well, thanks for stopping by the garage. "That's just part of my life that's going on right now. "Catch you later, bitch." [gunshot] [Dischordant keyboard] This video is going off the rails. So to wrap up this midlife crisis of a video, sponsorships are just something that's gonna happen on YouTube It's got to happen for your favorite creators so they can create the content that you want; It's a part of the community now... I- and many of my other creator friends- are very appreciative of people being so accepting of the fact that most people can't really rely on the YouTube ad earnings fully and they'll sometimes have to supplement income with sponsorships. Especially the guys that make 30-second content, that sometimes, after hundreds of thousands of views, you make ...three dollars That is not an exaggeration. If you want to see even two creators that just kill it with their sponsorship game, look at like, Drew Gooden and Erik Comment Etiquette are great examples of people that take this sponsorship and make content out of it. And one final note, in a video where I complain about sponsorships, is to mention, yet again, that the most dope, and cool, and completely apathetic hands-off company to ever do sponsorships with is Incensezen.com. You want to go buy like 20 fucking incense sticks where you burn them and then they make your house smell really good? Go get 20 sticks for, like, 2 bucks online use coupon code Gus for 15% off your order. I've been working with Incense Zen for well over a year and they just... they do not give a shit about what you do or what you say. They don't even make me approve the videos before I post them. They don't care what I said- I've literally said in videos, as a joke, "Fuck Incense Zen," and their rep goes, "Alright, great! That's good. I love it." [Laughs] They just dont... They get it! They're a cool company, And if you want to support them, which does, in turn, support me financially and "business-wise" then go to incensezen.com and you can use coupon code 'Gus' at checkout: you get 15% off your order So, check out Incense Zen if you wanna make that stank [rhyming] go down the sink thanks for watching the video and for supporting what I do. Go ahead and follow me on Twitter for updates about the channel, and for new content, and for some recycled old content that I'm trying to whore myself out on so don't forget to turn on that notification bell, be good to one another, and holy shit Icee would you fucking send me an email? [into the mic] Bye boys [gunshot]
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